Spit 1 – O Foreplay by Dean Rhetoric

I want to make you cum on the office carpet

instead of learning to use PowerPoint

be nine fantasies deep in you

and get a free beverage with the tenth

fuck like floodlights

pushing through the cigarette burn

of a hen night cowgirl hat

want your pelvis to do moonsaults

when someone says something

that sounds like my name

to boop you affectionately on the nose

with a four-foot inflatable cock

summon demons in the discount aisle

of a haunted dildo factory

the security camera blushing

like a mad gibbous moon

roleplay as a cloud and hock spitsies

on your freshly scrubbed

back door windows

I need to take you

like a lesson

in writing better similes

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